Oh no, they're here. . . .

I was checking my e-mail tonight. JC Penney had sent me an ad. . . free shipping, 15% off, etc.

I clicked on it and what showed up?

Not only the due in the red shirt, bit what's the guy in the black shirt wearing? Look almost like Capris! Okay, maybe not. But they're edging that way!

Then there was this one. Looks like there's no escaping it.

Maybe they could call them "musette's" or "courier bags".